Weekly Newsletter – Issue 04


Issue 04 : 19 June 2017


Welcome to my weekly digest, covering things I’ve been reading, and interesting fact, my favourite posts on Instagram and a few things I’ve spotted that are on my shopping list. 

The weather here in the UK has suddenly become too hot – perfect temperature for me is about 20 degrees celsius, and today it has been 31. I’m literally melting and I don’t think I have sweated so much in my entire life. I am dreading the tube journey tomorrow.

It’s a little sad that every week I’ve been writing my newsletter, something terrible has dominated the news. Sadly again this week there was another shocking accident in London, when Grenfell Tower caught fire and many residents perished. Hundreds of others found themselves homeless. When I came into work the morning after, you could look across to where the fire services were still working hard to put out the flames, hours later. I spent the day in shock, imagining what it must have been like, how they felt. I cried reading stories of mothers throwing their children out of windows to try and save them. The fallout has been just as heartbreaking as it turns out that the cladding used in a £10m renovation last year was not even fire-proof. If only people’s lives were worth more than the money saved by using a cheaper, poorer product.

I don’t really want to talk too much about it as I still feel quite upset. London has responded amazingly though; donating money and clothing, and quite rightly asking why the government has failed to address buildings like Grenfall, where the fire risk has been continually raised by residents and ignored. I hope this means that the government and property developers can ensure that this kind of accident can be avoided in the future.

 



I was rudely awoken a number of times this week by the birds, sitting outside the window, having a morning sing-song. Which is great, if you like that sort of thing, but I very much like sleeping. And I don’t think 5am is a reasonable time to get up and have a happy chorus with your mates – and if all this wasn’t bad enough, my morning alarm is birdsong so that alone has been pretty confusing for me this week. “Alarm? Why you mysteriously go off at 5am?” “It wasn’t me!”

All this early morning tweeting and whistling, and the fact that they just WON’T SHUT UP, has been making me tired, grumpy and irritable. Why won’t they just go back to bed?! And that in turn got me thinking: I’ve never seen a bird asleep. Where do they go? Do they have little nests? Do ducks sleep in trees? Do they snuggle?

I can’t really get a decent answer on the last one, so let’s just assume that birds are super cuddly little dudes and you should definitely hug the next sparrow you see.

I did a little bit of research, and it turns out that…bird sleep is AWESOME. I warn you – there may be more than one fact this week because our chirpy little friends are actually super cool.

Some of us might have seen geese or ducks having a cheeky nap in the sun, but I’ll bet you haven’t seen a blackbird having a kip. It turns out, much like humans, birds like to sleep in places that protect them from being eaten in the middle of the night. (I guess in that case, the ducks you see having a snooze along the river are like intoxicated humans and will just sleep anywhere, regardless of the possible danger.)

Interesting fact one: Most birds don’t actually sleep in nests. It turns out that once they’ve laid eggs in there, and the hungry chicks have grown up and left home, it’s a pretty stinky place to be; covered with bird poo (no, they don’t always aim for Uncle Jeff’s car or your shirt on interview day; they do sometimes poo in their own home too) and sometimes infested with mites. Sounds pretty minging.

Instead, most birds find hedges and dense foliage, or bird houses, a cliff edge, or a small cave to sleep in. Generally they sleep off the ground, which is safer. Even wild turkeys roost in trees. (See this video!) So it isn’t really all that weird to imagine a partridge in a pear tree, really. Thanks Christmas. Thanks for not all being lies.

Second interesting fact: Wading birds, and those that live on the water, just float into the middle of the water for an evening kip. Any disturbances on the water immediately wake them up, meaning they get advanced warning of any approaching predators. Smart move, but what if the wind blows you to the water’s edge whilst you’re asleep, and you get gobbled up by a passing fox?

This is where a bird superpower known as unihemispheric slow-wave sleep comes in. Basically, this is a state where only half the brain is asleep, and one eye remains open and one half of the brain alert, meaning that they can respond very quickly to any immediate threat. They don’t always sleep like this; if a bird feels protected, it might drop into a deeper and more complete sleep. If it’s having a quick kip in the bush, it’s probably only half asleep.

USWS is probably most useful to migrating birds, who literally sleep whilst they’re flying. Very little has really been scientifically studied, but it looks like swifts and albatrosses use this to fly so far in one stint. Which solves another mystery of how birds can fly so far without needed to stop. I feel like I need a little USWS in my life.

Third interesting fact: The Spruce tells me that some birds sleep in flocks, for protection and warmth:

“Sleeping in flocks is another defensive strategy many birds use. By roosting communally – with some species creating nighttime roosts of thousands of individuals – there are more birds to notice predators as well as more targets should a predator attack, giving each individual bird a greater chance of survival. In winter, many birds, particularly small passerines such as chickadees, tits and bluebirds, roost together in confined spaces to share body heat and survive lower nighttime temperatures.”

These defensive strategies aren’t just used in sleeping. It also happens when flocking birds are awake, as seen in this viral video showing some turkeys circling a dead cat. Animal behaviourists have suggested that the turkeys perceive the cat to be a threat, and they are trying to intimidate with their numbers and prevent it from singling one out. It also has the added consequence of freaking out humans, which means the tactic works, right?

Last interesting fact: The last thing to mention is the physiological aspects of a birds body that helps it sleep. A bird’s talons, or feet, are constantly being worked, as their natural muscular position is to be tightly locked, meaning that the muscles are relaxed when gripping onto, say, a branch – meaning they don’t just fall off their perch when they fall asleep. It does instead mean that when they splay their toes out as they walk, they are actually contracting their muscles and it is much harder work for them. You can see why they prefer flying right? (I mean, other than flying being REALLY COOL.)

 


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Dolly and Dotty is a relatively new brand on the pin-up scene, but they’ve got a fantastic range of items on the lower end of the scale, offering a range of prints in various styles. These styles often have cute names – this is the ‘Anna’ dress; I own a ‘Cindy’ and an ‘Annie’. Most of their dresses are lined, and of a nice quality, but sadly for me a little less than generous in the bosom department. That said, I’ve still got my eye on this navy/white striped ‘Anna’ – at £34.99 I’m not sure how long I can keep telling myself I just don’t need it. That striped skirt!!

This style often sells out, so if it isn’t available in your size, you can always sign up to find out when it’s back in stock. This dress comes in UK sizes 8-24.

> ‘Anna’ Adorable Striped 50s Swing Dress in Navy/White

 

 

Lady Vintage was the first company I bought from when I was making my first foray into 50s clothing, back in 2015. I love their tea dresses; cute shorter dresses with a v-back, and now – pockets!! I am so thrilled to see that pockets have been included in the newer styles, and I’m head-over-heels in love with the flamingo border print range from their SS17 line. This blue one has particularly taken my fancy, and I am gutted it is sold out in my size! Here’s hoping there is a restock soon… The flamingo border print tea dress is £55  and comes in UK sizes 8-22.

> Lady Vintage Flamingo Tea Dress in Blue

 

 

I love this chunky charm necklace from Sourpuss; a summery nautical design, but with a slightly gothy vibe! I love my acrylic jewellery, and for only £12 from Collectif Clothing, this is an absolute bargain.

Sourpuss ‘Anchors Aweigh’ charm necklace (via Collectif)

Is there anyone out there who doesn’t like the Wizard of Oz?! Even if you’re not a fan of the amazing West End performance, or the 1939 film, you MUST at least love the fact that it has introduced red glittery shoes into mainstream fashion?

Lulu Hun’s shoes are a little small in sizing for me, so I always size up – which is why I am so annoyed I didn’t buy these beauties when I first saw them on the Collectif site as they have now sold out of my size! These really are selling fast, and as of writing only UK sizes 3 to 5 are available via Collectif currently priced at a mere £41.75.

Lulu Hun ‘Dorothy’ Block Heels (via Collectif)

 

 

No, YOU are obsessed with dinosaurs.

I can’t get over just how incredible this bag is! Origami? Mint? Dinosaur? In one perfect bag?? I KNOW, I KNOW. It’s still available from Thunder Egg, for a slightly pricey (but totally worth it) £39.95. I just dino if I can hold myself back from buying it.

House of Disaster Origami Dinosaur Bag (via Thunder Egg)

 


Weekly Newsletter – issue 03


Issue 03 : 12 June 2017


Welcome to my weekly digest, covering things I’ve been reading, and interesting fact, my favourite posts on Instagram and a few things I’ve spotted that are on my shopping list. 

Oh my goodness, WHAT a week. I’m not sure I could do a weekly summary without mentioning the UK election. Unless you’ve been living under a rock this week (probably very happy and blissfully unaware of this strange new world that is unfolding around us) you’ll know that it was the UK general election on Thursday. And what a nail-biter it was too!

Election chat:

Short story: Imagine it’s a few months ago. Theresa May (UK Prime Minister) is ahead in the popularity polls, and unexpectedly – after denying that she’ll call a general election – calls a general election in a thinly-veiled attempt to try and gain a further majority to push through some horrendous legislation. She refuses to debate the leader of the opposition on television. Both manage to eat hot dogs and bacon sandwiches without being made into memes. The country is pleased that Jeremy Corbyn under Labour will offer free school meals and a fully-costed manifesto, although they are a bit worried about money matters (who isn’t?). They go to the polls on Thursday to cast their vote. The election coverage starts at 10pm, and it all seems to be normal; everyone is expecting a Tory majority.

When SUDDENLY – this mad-looking chap called John Curtice appears, and tells everyone that the exit poll predicts a hung parliament. There is plenty of “oh but the exit poll might be wrong” and “well, you never know with these polls” – and everyone is STILL shocked when Labour gain over thirty seats. THIRTY. And the Tory party lose seats. It’s a hung parliament, meaning there is no overall winner, and everyone is very British about it. Confused about what happens next (Tory and DUP coalition? But they want to remove abortion, and think Creationism should be taught as scientific fact, and don’t believe in climate change – what madness is this?) it looks like everyone has lost the election.

So here we are, in this weird place where our politicians are confused, we’re confused, and nobody knows what on earth is going on. ISN’T POLITICS FUN.

I, for one, screamed in joy at the exit poll and danced up the hallway. Because in a harsh world that continues to horrify me, these small things (like half the British people realising that the Tories might not be the good guys, and Comey’s frank testimony to congress over in the U.S.) fills me with hope. And as a bleeding-heart liberal, hope is about all I’ve got.

Trump chat:

I do recommend watching at least the highlights of Comey’s testimony. It’s very interesting to listen to – but he does also say some fantastically weird things, besides “I can’t answer that in an open setting” over and over again. One of my favourites was, “I worried it was like feeding seagulls at the beach.”. He also quotes Henry II: “Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?”

It’s worth a watch. A fascinating insight into the Trump administration.

Other news:

Beyond biting my nails down to the quick thanks to one hell of a week in politics (students in 50 years time are going to have fun analysing 2015-2017 aren’t they?) I haven’t done an awful lot this week. I’ve been working on a podcast with someone, which is quite good fun, but I still haven’t quite nailed the whole being-in-front-of-a-microphone thing. Is there anyone out there who actually likes the sound of their own voice!?

I’ve also been watching the original Twilight Zone from the 50s. I’ve been putting off watching it for a while, but now I.AM.HOOKED. They are such lovely 25-minute shorts, all with a sci-fi theme to them. Considering they are 60 years old now (gulp) they are still very relatable, and thoroughly fascinating. Growing up with Hollywood of the 80s and 90s, I’ve been trained to expect the plot beats, Save The Cat style, but these always seem to surprise me. The pilot episode had me guessing all the way through, and I really didn’t see that end coming. Please someone, watch the Twilight Zone too, so I can excitedly talk about it with you!

> The Twilight Zone, Season One (1959)


Mark Devenport: ‘DUP deals and dialogue: where are we now?’

Anthony J. Williams : ‘making sense of white domestic terrorism’

The School Of Life: ‘How To Be Sad’ (video)

Sarah Schuster: ‘Texts To Send Someone With Depression’

Tobias Stone: ‘Trump has damaged America, not the environment’

Elizabeth Gilbert: ‘Fear is boring, and other tips for living a creative life’

Nathan Hill: ‘The Nix’ (book)


This week, the Madrid transport authorities tackled a problem that is quite close to my heart: manspreading. In case you’re linguistically curious, in Spanish, they translate that as ‘El Manspreading’. (I’m personally pretty disappointed that they didn’t just make up their own attractive-sounding word; ‘el hombre-extensión’ or, even better, ‘persona-untada’.)

They’ve not gone as far as to make it illegal, but they have put signs up all over the metro asking people to take up their fair share of seat. I only wish they’d bring the same signage over here, as it’s not really the height of summer yet and I’m already at my limit of sweaty strangers’ legs. I was surprised to learn this week that there doesn’t seem to be any similar signage anywhere else in the word, beyond a more generic “don’t be rude, dude” which has popped up on the NYC metro.

I did however discover that -whilst manspreading seems to be okay to do everywhere but Madrid – kissing on the train carries a penalty fine of £42 in Austria. They classify kissing as ‘discourteous behaviour’, which I think is a pretty weird definition of kissing. Eating smelly food? Fine. Putting your feet on the seats? Sure, be my guest. A polite peck on the lips at the end of a date night? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

It’s also outlawed in Eboli in Italy, where kissing in a moving vehicle can incur a fine of up to £415. No, I’m not sure how they reached that number either.

“Kissing must be stamped out!”
“But how much shall we fine those rude individuals who flaunt the rules?”
“How about £40?”
“What are you on, Roberto? I was thinking more…£345?”
“That seems a bit too random. How about £400?”
“Seems a bit…too rounded to me. And I don’t like zeros. Don’t ask me why – probably some childhood trauma.”
“Okay…um, £425?”
“Way too much!”
“£415?”
“Hm, okay. I guess that sounds okay. Of course, nobody will question a fine with such a random amount.”
“I guess it’s quite romantic to chance a £415 fine for the person you love.”
“You disgust me, Roberto.”


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I have no idea where they’ve all come from, but I suddenly have A LOT of brooches. And is that a surprise when cute bonsai brooches like this exist?! I was quite excited when Lottie & Lu launched, selling Baccurelli, Erstwilder and Deer Arrow brooches to us poor sods in the UK whom might otherwise have to deal with expensive import fees – finally, somewhere I can go to get my weird and wonderful brooches! I’m in love with the Japanese collection from Erstwilder, in particular this sweet bonsai brooch, with a little red background. This striking beauty is available from the Lottie & Lu website for £22.

‘Breathtaking Bonsai’ from Erstwilder (via Lottie & Lu)

Oh my goodness – how amazing is this dress?! I am particularly in love with the red, but it turns out there are loads of other colours available on the UV website, including a lovely polka dot. I’m normally not a huge fan of halterneck dresses (as I, um, struggle without a bra, and I think bra straps ruin the look somewhat!) but I love the way this one crosses over at the front, which seems to be a bit more supportive. And I adore the shape, and the flare! Simple, but beautiful. It’s only $78 direct from Unique Vintage, but that might incur some customs fees, which can be quite steep for me in the UK. I found this red version available at Deadly Is The Female, which is a gorgeous store based in Frome, Somerset, which also has a speedy online counterpart. They deliver DPD too (I avoid Yodel like the plague) and their customer service is second to none, so I thoroughly recommend them!

> For UK buyers, ‘Rita’ is still available from Deadly Is The Female for £90 in sizes Medium to XL

caitlin-swing-dress

Anyone who knows me well will know that my wardrobe is pretty much 90% Collectif clothing. Which isn’t exactly surprising, when they keep releasing cute prints like this one! The blue is such a lovely mid-blue, and it’s covered in teeny anchors and helms. A subtle but summery nautical dress. I love their thicker belts too! Sadly, I can’t justify buying this blue dream (yet) as I splashed out on the Jade dress recently, as well as a Jasmine skirt. Here are fingers and toes crossed that this pops up in a sale sometime soon…

This is available in sizes 6 to 22 (the wide range of sizes is one thing I am especially fond of Collectif for!) and is £51. Collectif delivery is £5.50, but is IS DPD, which is one of the more reliable couriers.

> The ‘Caitlin’ Nautical Swing Dress is available direct from the Collectif website


 

Parisian Chic: Lindy Bop’s ‘Bernice’ Dress

Basically, my life on social media goes a bit like this:

Me: gosh that’s a pretty dress

Me: *five minutes later* oh no I’m poor

Yeaahh…since discovering how beautifully other people dress, I now treat Instagram a bit like a curated shopping list. I’ve asked my bank balance to keep quiet about how many impulse purchases I’ve made because I’ve spotted someone wearing something, and at that moment just HAD to have it. And those times where it’s been on my personal wish list for a few weeks? I wait for an offer, and I go a bit mental purchasing all the pretties for a meagre 10% off. And if I pay full price for it? Then it has probably been in my basket for weeks, and I’ve been dreaming about it, and I’ve probably been Googling for reviews so I can verify that, yes, it is absolutely perfect.

The Lindy Bop Paris dress was absolutely one of those dresses that I dreamed about. I’m often reluctant to buy from Lindy Bop, because I find their sizing varies wildly, and in some items, it squishes my boobs whilst gaping around my waist. I’ve returned so many items, having fallen in love with them – only to find that they make me look like a tent when they arrive.

When my lovely Paris arrived, I was a younger and more innocent 50s style enthusiast. I actually laugh out loud remembering the day I bought it, tried it on, and said “oh…it’s a bit – floofy, isn’t it?”

Oh, past me, you are hilarious. You used to think that wearing a very slim petticoat was ‘a bit much’, and that ‘everyone’ might notice. Nowadays, I feel naked without one. I’m sure many other 50s fashion fans would agree; it’s weird how quickly you acclimatise to the style, and how quickly you learn to ignore the sneers/remarks/stares. People: it’s fashion. It isn’t going to come after your children when you’re sleeping.

ANYWAY. So, I bought this dress when it came out last year, and for my sins it lay in the wardrobe, sadly waiting for the day I took it out and showed it the light of day. Luckily, I got over my fear of petticoats and fully embraced the full-flood lifestyle.

In the case of the Bernice ‘Paris’ print – NO REGRETS. This dress has to be one of the best-fitting dresses I have in my wardrobe.

“What’s over there?”

 

How beautiful is this pattern?

 

“OMG POCKETS?!”

 

Jacket: Collectif

Hair flower: Collectif (old season)

Shoes: New Look

Dress: Lindy Bop

I am currently: bust 36″, waist 27.5″, hips 39″, and I opted for the ‘Bernice’ in a size 10. Now, I know that in the past I’ve had trouble with Lindy Bop’s sizing, often where the waist is too big and the bust too small, but this dress fits me perfectly!

There is no stretch to the material, so it’s worth consulting the size guide on this one. It’s lined, which is lovely too, and feels like a good quality dress. The zip at the back is nice, but it does catch a little on the lining sometimes, so it’s worth being careful when you zip up. It comes with a slim white belt too, which is lovely – and more cream than white. I use it with other outfits, so I’ve find it quite versatile. However in this dress I often opt for a wider black belt, as I frequently wear black flats and it looks a little more pulled-together if I can coordinate colours somehow!

I found the bodice to be slightly tight, however in my case I do prefer a more pin-up look with a fitted bodice, but it’s more generous than many other retailers on the bust; it’s nice not ‘bursting out’! I’m a FF/G cup (depending on the brand) so it’s actually quite hard to find dresses that fit me on the chest and don’t swamp me. I was so happy to find that this one fit perfectly, with room to breathe, and the sweetheart neckline is very cute without being revealing.

I had it in my wardrobe for aaaggeesss because I couldn’t figure out how to pair it with anything; white looked a bit too fancy, black looked too stark, and I didn’t have any blue or pink jackets or cardis. Imagine my happiness when Collectif brought out their pink Outlaw jacket for the SS17 season?! I snapped it up immediately, because I thought it would be the PERFECT accompaniment for my Paris dress, and looking at these photos, I feel I might have been on to something! What do you think, does it work?

You can still find the Paris Bernice available on the Lindy Bop website, a snip at £45.

Having fallen deeply and madly in love with the Paris version of this dress, I was lucky enough to snag two other Bernice dresses in a Lindy Bop sale. They are pretty much my go-to dresses when I can’t choose what else to wear, and I definitely think they’ll be a staple in my summer wardrobe!

I wasn’t able to get the red Bernice in my size, but I did bag myself the gorgeous mint colour, with coral flowers, and a turquoise-green with baby pink flowers.

This is the lovely mint colour-way:

Cropped cardi: Doll Me Up (from Deadly Is The Female)

Belt: Collectif (from an old season skirt)

Shoes: New Look

Dress: Lindy Bop

Perfect, I think, with one of the Doll Me Up cardis – this is the Rose Pink in Medium. These cardigans are wonderful, and I’m so glad we have a UK stockist of them as having them shipped from the USA can mean A LOT of import fees.

And this below is absolutely lovely – a turquoise-green Bernice that I love to pair with my cropped leather-look jacket! Don’t tell Paris, but this might even be my favourite outfit of all time. Shhhh.

Jacket: Deadly Dames (via Pinup Girl Clothing)

Belt: Lindy Bop (comes with the dress!)

Bag: Accessorize (old season)

Necklace: Sugar and Vice

Shoes: New Look

Dress: Lindy Bop

Seriously, how cute is that little rocket necklace?! Sugar and Vice make THE BEST jewellery. I’m also really sad that Accessorize don’t sell these little bags anymore as I often get asked when I wear it where I bought it from. Everyone looks quite sad to hear that I picked up this beauty in about 2015 – I saw it in the shop window, and impulsively ran inside and bought it immediately. Obviously I don’t recommend this approach, but in this isolated case it turned out very well indeed!

Weekly newsletter – Issue 02


Issue 02 : 04 June 2017


Welcome to my weekly digest, covering things I’ve been reading, and interesting fact, my favourite posts on Instagram (including one this week that makes me so freaking happy) and a few things I’ve spotted that are on my shopping list. 

I woke up this morning to some horrific news about the attack around London Bridge, and a number of missed calls from friends worried about me. I was absolutely fine; I came back from a wonderful BBQ at about 8pm, and ended up having an early night – luckily I’m an old granny so Saturday nights for me are all about pyjamas, Dr Who, and 11-hours of sleep. It was definitely plausible that it could have been me sitting in one of those bars along Borough High Street though, so I appreciate every single worried message and phone call I had, even if I didn’t reply until I finally woke up at around 10am.

Once again, we’ve been targeted by individuals who feel entitled to the lives of other people. My heart goes out to all those affected – a few friends had near-misses in the area, and a number of my loved ones had stories of other friends who were trapped inside pubs as the police shouted “get down” to them, other who were told by taxi drivers to keep clear of the area, and others who ended up walking/running quite far to get a train home. This is terrifyingly close to home for me, but I am warmed by how much people seem to care about each other, and the way that we once again demonstrate that London’s spirit will not be broken.

Moving on to something a bit happier, I hope those of you who were lucky enough to experience a bank holiday last weekend had a lovely one. I spent two out of three days decorating my office, which was enormous fun. Having painted it all an expensive paint from Dulux (not to be confused with Durex) which cost me £53 a tin (yikes! It’s supposed to ‘disperse light’ or something, so I can only expect that the light reflecting fragments are made from pure gold) I decided to roll up my sleeves and do something potentially very destructive. I grabbed some random paint (and makeup) brushes, and some grey paint…and I started to daub some random blobs all over my wall. A part of me was panicking about how terrible this could have gone, but when I stood back (into the newly painted wall on the other side of the room, sigh) …actually, it looked dead good. Like, really good. I’ve been sharing some of my painting experience on Instagram this week, so I’m sorry for the DIY spam.

I’ve been trying to watch the pennies this month, so it’s no surprise that it’s May when I get accidentally overcharged for things, or that it just so happens that my 2-year domain name payments come out this month and I’d forgotten about them. Luckily, I had the foresight to eBay a few things last week, so I can just about cover everything. I hope.

 


Anthony J. Williams : ‘making sense of white domestic terrorism’

Miss Victory Violet : Working The Gym For YOU

Christopher Luu : ‘NASA Is Going To The Sun’

Cici Marie : ‘The best true red matte liquid lipsticks: a ten lipstick comparison’

Gemma Seagar: ‘When is a Crop Top Not a Crop Top?’

Hadley Freeman : ‘Forget age-appropriate clothes – you’re never too old for cats and flamingos’

Kehinde Andrews : ‘Oxford’s move to decolonise history degrees is a start. But there’s a long way to go’

 


Dummy Alert: A short time ago, I spent an agonising ten minutes with a friend trying to name the ‘seven seas’. I was sure that, during a pub quiz a few years ago, they’d asked us to name the seven seas. Perhaps what they may have asked was ‘name seven seas’, meaning, name only seven of the numerous seas. Foolishly I came away thinking that there were only seven seas, and this has caused some confusion over the years when I could count more than seven. Was it that some seas weren’t actually seas? I could name the North, the Bering, the Caspian, the Aegean, the Yellow, the Irish, the Mediterranean…wait, is that one? How about the Arabian Sea, or the Sulu?

Yeah, it turns out that I was completely wrong, and I’m an idiot. Obviously the above are all seas, and there are also no fewer than 70 different bodies of water called ‘seas’. So much for seven.

The source of my confusion comes from the word ‘sea’, which I understood to be different from ‘ocean’. It turns out I’m not a complete muppet, as The National Ocean Service agrees with me:

“Seas are smaller than oceans and are usually located where the land and ocean meet. Typically, seas are partially enclosed by land.”

Okay, so if seas and oceans are different, what’s so special about these seven seas? What’s wrong with the other sixty or so seas?

A quick internet search tells me that the ‘Seven Seas’ is actually a super old-fashioned phrase for the world’s oceans. The ‘Seven Seas’ are actually the:

  • Arctic Ocean
  • North Atlantic Ocean
  • South Atlantic Ocean
  • Indian Ocean
  • North Pacific Ocean
  • South Pacific Ocean
  • Southern (or Antarctic) Ocean

Bonus fact: the ‘world ocean’ (which comprises of all the interconnecting bodies of water in the hydrosphere, yes, hydrosphere) is colloquially referred to as ‘the sea’, which means that there is one sea, but also 70 smaller seas. Confused yet?

Let’s talk about the word ‘hydrosphere’.

“The hydrosphere (from Greek ὕδωρ hydōr, “water” and σφαῖρα sphaira, “sphere”) is the combined mass of water found on, under, and above the surface of a planet, minor planet or natural satellite.”

How cool is this word? So now we know what it means, we can ruin a nice day out to the beach with a discussion over the colour of the ‘hydrosphere’ and get that word back into use, mostly because it’s cool, but also so we can stop people referring to the ocean as ‘the sea’ and confusing people like me who think that there are only seven seas, but also only one big one. (I’m beginning to wonder whether Inception was inspired by the sea/ocean/hydrosphere.)

 


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I have this cut in the Laneway print, which is a gorgeous orange and blue, but I’ve been eyeing up the red and blue colours, as the thin stripe is PERFECT for summer! I’m feeling straw-hat and ice cream vibes with this dress. It retails at £39.99 (so cheap!) and at the moment Tiger Milly have it available in both colours, and new customers get 10% off, which is awesome! Sadly the sizes are limited to 8-16.

> The Banned Apparel ‘Front Row’ dress at Tiger Milly

 

Last week Lady Vintage released an epic PANDA print (I KNOW!!!) which frustratingly sold out in my size almost immediately, and THIS week they’ve launched Nancy (also sold out in my size, arghhh!) which is this gorgeous sleeveless dress, with built-in petticoat. And in a cat print!! It’s so adorable! ‘Nancy’ in ‘Fantastic Cats’ is available in sizes 8-22, and there are a few sizes still available on their website.

> ‘Nancy’ in ‘Fantastic Cats’ at Lady Vintage London